Spanish Women

Yes. You knew it was coming. All of my guy-friends, cousins, etc. have been asking me, "So what are those Spanish girls lookin' like?" Well, let me break it down for you. For you simpletons, I am referring to Spanish as in of-Spain women. Here we go.

There are at least 6 physical types of Spanish women that I have noticed thus far:

1.       Tall and skinny: Now, I had an issue with calling them tall, but I realize that being almost 6 feet tall myself, they are still tall, though they may be shorter than me. These are your size 0-2 wearing, non-touching legged, slim with zero body fat or curves women. The kind of girls that can turn to the side and you may lose them completely. Being of Caribbean heritage, they are like the anti-me. They are pretty, I'll give them that. But I honestly thought that the waif look went out of style. They also often wear either no makeup or too much makeup. It's weird.

2.      BAM BOOM BAM: These girls look like...well...BAM BOOM BAM. Their bodies are crazy. Unfortunately, that's where it stops. They are usually *interesting* looking in the face. Think Buffie the Body. They are the girls that you walk behind and try to contain the wolf whistles, etc., but as soon as you walk by them, you have to contain your laughter. They wear form-fitting clothing that hugs them everywheeerrre. They should just always walk with their backs to people. Always.

3.      ...What?: Like in every society, there are those that look...um...yeah. Pobrecitas. You can't even laugh because it's just...sad and mean.

4.      Scary Señoritas: Ok. These are the ones that are the extreme. They can be pretty and have amazing bodies, but nobody would know because of the amount of black, metal, piercings, and scowling faces they have all the time. Unless you are the male equivalent in terms of style and interests, you will never see beyond the getup. They may have random dread locks amidst flowing hair, or they may have adopted the gitana look, also known as the hasn’t-bathed-in-God-knows-how-long look. There's actually a Spanish term for them, but I don't remember. Think goth meets dirty art student.

5.      Library Lovelies: These girls are adorable. Preciosas. Monas. Just all in all the cutest things ever. Pinch-cheek-worthy. But when do we see them? Library, Class, Walking to the library or to class...and that's about it. They tend to keep to themselves, and earn 10s in all of their classes (rather than A-F, the Spanish system is 10-1, where a 5 is a C, etc.). If you want to see them let their hair down and unleash the sexy within, don't hold your breath. Unless you are a month-long economics problem set or a long physics problem, you aren't seeing her let go. 

6.      Healthy hotties: Ok. These are your average Spanish girls. They are still slim, but considerably healthier looking. Curves and pretty faces in small frames. They are usually shorter than the tall-and-skinny girls, but not midget status; there are some that are taller and not as curvy, but fit every other characteristic. They wear makeup, but only to enhance their existing features. Most of my Spanish female housemates fall into this category. One of them falls into the BAM BOOM BAM category, but has a very pretty face, unlike those of the category (see the explanation in #3), and before you ask—NO, I am not hooking anybody up.

In closing, I am only talking about their physical appearances. Overall, Spanish girls are some of either the sweetest or the nastiest girls in the world, in terms of personality. Luckily, those that I associate with are of the former category. Truly wonderful women and I am lucky to have gotten the opportunity to be around them.

~Angeliqué, a BossBeauty (en España)