We're weird. We know. Now we're sharing a little taste of our weirdness with all of you. Get excited!
Enjoy!
~BB
9. Sadé and Angeliqué can wine to just about everything. Let it have a good baseline, and they're golden. Extra points if it's Rihanna and she's planning somebody's tragic end.
8. Ashley and Sadé used to be roommates and would engage in full-on trench warfare using dirty dishes in amusing fashion, while Angeliqué sat there eating and applying war paint.
7. Rachel Ray, Martha Stewart, and whoever else have NOTHING on Ashley, the homemaker.
6. If Angeliqué and Ashley break into Spanish around you, best believe that you're being talked about.
5. Angeliqué's name actually has 4 syllables, not 3.
4. Ashley, Sadé, and Angeliqué play The Sims more than the average sane person should. We also text about our Sims' lives in detail, as if they were real people. Example:
______ has the Master Romancer lifetime wish, so naturally, he as 10 baby's mothers. It was awkward when he chose one and married her, but tragic when his kids started hanging out with each other and discovered that their father was a man whore.
3. Sadé and Angeliqué recorded a remix video about chocolate men, called Mr. Chocolate. There was also a No Bullsh!t remix song, but that will probably never see the light of day. You're welcome.
2. Sadé makes bomb lemon pepper chicken that can cure liquor aftertaste. Chase shots with juice? Pshhh we chase with lemon pepper chicken.

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